- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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