What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Boob

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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1d

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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