Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Boob

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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