Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Penis

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Double-whammy

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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