How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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