- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into a bar...

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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