jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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