what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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A fat guy!

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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it

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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