- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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