- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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