- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

President Donald Trump

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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