What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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