Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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kill yourself

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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hi michael

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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