- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

I have an erection My mom!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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