How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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tim has no humor

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Fine, ladies first.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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