Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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a. why? b. because

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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