- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Adam Chebali is awesome

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hola said the chinese man

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's big and long? My dick.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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