Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

woman's rights

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Yo Momma is not fat.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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