Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Get on the boat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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