- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Yo Momma is not fat.

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