- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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