What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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