Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

woman's rights

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Yo Momma is not fat.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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