Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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woman's rights

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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