- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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