- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A guy walks into a bar

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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