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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

So, same time tomorrow then?

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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