- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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