- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the dog die? He was old

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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