- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Female rights.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??