- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

wanna here a joke? you.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Chris is hairy

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

He--Hey guys

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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