Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Sarah Palin.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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America

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one stop shop

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Turkeys are obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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