What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

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