A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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learn. advance!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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