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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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