- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

The holocaust

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

WNBA

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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