- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Beka has AIDS

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