- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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