- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Poker face

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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