Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

anti jokes are really funny

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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