What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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i saw amango it splootered

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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