What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

This is an anti-joke.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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