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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Beka has AIDS

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what do you call a black guy african american

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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