- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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