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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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