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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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