- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Everybody will die

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

wanna here a joke? you.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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