What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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