- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

when debbie meets downer

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

who do we all like george goodburn

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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