- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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