- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

im not food

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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