What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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