- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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