Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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black people

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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