- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

aodhan hearty

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Anthony sucks

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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