- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats white? A fridge

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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