- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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