Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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This is a joke.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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