- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

your skull would make a nice pen holder

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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