- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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