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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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