Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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