what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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25.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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School

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Basically

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Oh, go away

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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