- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

whats brown and booky a book.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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