- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Oh, go away

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

alert('The Game')

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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