- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Dyslexics are teople poo

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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