Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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whats black and large -me

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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haha

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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1d

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Chuck Norris.

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