- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Fat people

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A car walks into a bar.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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