Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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