what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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