- Anti Joke

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis