- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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