- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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