- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

The truth is he loves her!!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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