- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's blue? The sky.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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