- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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