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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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