- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what is orange? an orange

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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