Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

thumb_up thumb_down -5

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats chinese noodles

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

knock knock no ones home

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You know what's funny? A well told joke

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

joke under this line wins _________________________

thumb_up thumb_down -5

[Set up] [No punch line]

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops