- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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