Yellow People !!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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