- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Massie is a fatass

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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