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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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