(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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