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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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