- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What has two legs? Half a cat

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Bob Saget

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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