- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

taking out the trash... at night

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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