Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Tommy got neutered.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I love you

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Knock knock Go away

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