- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

You bumder!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.