Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

whats brown and booky a book.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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