- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Laugh.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

roses are red violets are blue

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