How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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You bumder!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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