What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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